I was, as I reported, recently in Denver, visiting my agent and her human companions with my friends J. Krimble and Pixie Potpie. During this time, I was informed that I would “enjoy” a little trip up to the mountains.
When I suffer duress in the presence of my agent, I will sometimes refer to myself [...]

Every year, come February, people are filled with questions about the nature of love. Personally, I would have tried to skip over Valentine’s Day, but my birthday falls just two days after (today, the 16th). I am, in essence, a creature of Valentine’s Day. Cupid himself, the fat little monster, presided over my birth. So [...]

As many of you may know (and many more may not), my beloved agent, Daphne Unfeasible, lives in Denver. This is a fairly recent development. She was your standard, high-powered fancy New York agent—and then she met the dashing Rexroth Implausible and decided to merge their empires. She now runs Unfeasible Enterprises from her mountain [...]

Those of you who bravely made it through The Badger Diaries, parts one, two, three, four, and five may be wondering . . . “What happened after you left the castle?” Or you may not be. I don’t want to make any assumptions about what you do with your personal wondering time.
In any case, I [...]