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Archive for April, 2009

THE TIGER DIARIES, THE FINAL CHAPTER

Friday, April 24th, 2009

Today, the final installment of the insane, unpublished, unrevised notes of grad school me working in Las Vegas. Tomorrow, I will be back answering YOUR QUESTIONS.
THE TIGER DIARIES, THE FINAL CHAPTER
This part of the story is really the most embarrassing, where I became someone I did not know. I don’t know what did it. [...]

LAS VEGAS CHALLENGE

Thursday, April 23rd, 2009

This is not today’s REAL BEDA post. This is a BONUS post.
I’m about to board a plane to leave Las Vegas, but before I leave the city of sin, I make a bet with YOU, dear readers.
A few days ago, I made a stupid pledge to go to the New York Trapeze School if the [...]

THE TIGER DIARIES, PART FOUR

Thursday, April 23rd, 2009

I’m still here in Vegas, watching pirate ships explode outside my window and looking at the red rocks in the distance. (Perhaps you’ve been following my reports on Twitter? What did I do before Twitter?)
Without further ado, part four of The Tiger Diaries—my never-before-seen report from a week I spent working in Las Vegas as [...]

THE TIGER DIARIES, PART THREE

Wednesday, April 22nd, 2009

Today’s blog comes to you FROM VEGAS, as promised. I Twittered this picture on my arrival, but Twitter ATE IT. So I want to put it here so you can see just how awesome it is:

Aw HELL yeah!
From my window, I can see a fake Manhattan skyline, real desert mountains, the Eiffel Tower, and a [...]

THE TIGER DIARIES, PART TWO

Tuesday, April 21st, 2009

Yesterday, I presented part one of an account I wrote of my week working in Vegas. This happened several years ago, when I was a graduate student and would do absolutely anything for money.The story began with a little glimpse of the chaos that began on day three. (And truthfully, day three is where it [...]

THE TIGER DIARIES, PART ONE

Sunday, April 19th, 2009

So, for the majority of this week, I’m going to be blogging from LAS VEGAS. Well, I’ll be doing EVERYTHING from Las Vegas, because I’ll be there.*
I’ll tell the truth—I’ve only been to Vegas once, and I didn’t like it. It disturbed my notions of reality. It was altogether a little TOO like the Las [...]

HOW TO WRITE A QUERY LETTER

Saturday, April 18th, 2009

Michelle asks: What’s a query letter, exactly, and how do you write one?
The truth is, Michelle, this is not something I really have to do very often. I mean, I wrote one or two a few years ago, but I don’t really remember what I said. I’m no expert.
I can tell you what they [...]