Today’s blog comes to you FROM VEGAS, as promised. I Twittered this picture on my arrival, but Twitter ATE IT. So I want to put it here so you can see just how awesome it is:

Aw HELL yeah!
From my window, I can see a fake Manhattan skyline, real desert mountains, the Eiffel Tower, and a [...]

Yesterday, I presented part one of an account I wrote of my week working in Vegas. This happened several years ago, when I was a graduate student and would do absolutely anything for money.The story began with a little glimpse of the chaos that began on day three. (And truthfully, day three is where it [...]

So, I was getting off the train in Philadelphia, and I was standing in the vestibule between the cars, and the conductor turns to me.
“Hey,” she said, “guess what I just found out?”
This conversation could have gone a lot of ways.
“If someone rips off your thumb,” she said, “or, you know, it comes off . [...]

My beloved agent, Daphne Unfeasible, was just in town. She has left her mountain outpost where she controls her empire, Unfeasible Enterprises, and came to the big city to visit me (and some other people, but I like to think she is just here to see ME).
I told Daphne about Blog Ever Day April, and [...]

I was, as I reported, recently in Denver, visiting my agent and her human companions with my friends J. Krimble and Pixie Potpie. During this time, I was informed that I would “enjoy” a little trip up to the mountains.
When I suffer duress in the presence of my agent, I will sometimes refer to myself [...]

Every year, come February, people are filled with questions about the nature of love. Personally, I would have tried to skip over Valentine’s Day, but my birthday falls just two days after (today, the 16th). I am, in essence, a creature of Valentine’s Day. Cupid himself, the fat little monster, presided over my birth. So [...]

So, I’m sitting here at my desk in New York, eating these chocolate stick things that Sarah Mlynowski gave to me earlier tonight when we were discussing the Law and Order presidential candiate situation, which obviously concerns us both, as we both dream of being dead bodies someday. (On Law and Order.) So much to [...]