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Archive for the 'jellyfish' Category

HOW TO GO TO SCHOOL

Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008

Friends, I am getting very bored of saying, “I told you so.” First ABBA, now this.
Today, four newspapers reported that many people were stung by jellyfish during the New York City Triathlon. Specifically, Lion’s Mane jellyfish, which can be up to eight feet in the body, and have been known to have tentacles [...]

CHAPTER FIFTEEN, IN WHICH I AM ALL LIKE, WHAT DOES “EVERY DAY” MEAN?

Friday, November 23rd, 2007

Happy Black Friday everyone!
If you are in the United States, perhaps you are reading this from the depths of your couch, where you are thinking about How Much You Ate Yesterday. As for today’s shopping extravaganza . . . I am NOT going out there. I live in New York City, where is it a [...]

I’M ALL ABOUT YOU, AS SOON AS I AM DONE TALKING

Tuesday, August 7th, 2007

Do you ever feel kind of . . . unspooled? You know . . . slightly less than together because you are moving very quickly?
You may not know what I mean, because I’ve read your comments and e-mails, and you guys seem pretty together.
In fact, I think today I’m just going to pay tribute [...]

YOU’RE AWFUL. NEVER CHANGE.

Monday, March 5th, 2007

Not that long ago, I was cooking dinner at my parents’ house and I wanted some music. My mom has a CD player in the kitchen, so I switched it on to see what was in there. What came out was some very heavy, uneven breathing and coughing.
I popped the disk out and looked at [...]

GOOGLEGANGER

Wednesday, August 24th, 2005

Welcome to my new home on the web! In order to keep you coming back for more, I promise to update FREQUENTLY, and to make sure the site is full of juicy—if not downright saucy—bits. And I hope to hear from you, too. You know, if you have comments on my books, questions, or if [...]