Today’s Question One leads me nicely into my story:
danica said…mj, do you still want a pink stun gun after the tazering incident in Vancouver?
(I realize you’d only ever use your stun gun for good, but I’d still like to know.)
Rexroth Implausible, fiancé to my agent, Daphne Unfeasible, just tempted me with this:

“What’s that?” you ask, [...]

What you’re about to read was actually written on Wednesday. At this exact moment, it is Friday. I am in J. Green’s apartment, working at a table and watching J. Green play golf on his Wii while talking on the phone.
Actually, mostly what I am doing is sneezing. For someone who claimed she never gets [...]

Friends, I have good news.
Late last night, the first draft of my new book went in to my editor, Emma Lollipop. I can’t tell you how much I love this story.
And today, as I mentioned before, is my birthday. To those of you who sent in birthday wishes, thank you very much! Oscar Gingersnort [...]