Back on Valentine’s Day, I was going to write a love blog. But then I didn’t. Because I’m not constrained by made up holidays designed to sell humorless, earth-destroying greeting cards. I refuse to capitulate to the system in this way. No. I will write my love blog when I feel like it, and now, [...]

I was, as I reported, recently in Denver, visiting my agent and her human companions with my friends J. Krimble and Pixie Potpie. During this time, I was informed that I would “enjoy” a little trip up to the mountains.
When I suffer duress in the presence of my agent, I will sometimes refer to myself [...]

Every year, come February, people are filled with questions about the nature of love. Personally, I would have tried to skip over Valentine’s Day, but my birthday falls just two days after (today, the 16th). I am, in essence, a creature of Valentine’s Day. Cupid himself, the fat little monster, presided over my birth. So [...]