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Archive for the 'things that suck' Category

WHY UNICORNS ARE BULL&$#%

Wednesday, November 12th, 2008

I had a problem with my bathtub the other day. I usually get along well with my bathtub, which is from the 1930s, and extremely massive, and good at the task of hold water. These are excellent qualities in a tub! But the other day it decided it was going to hold water and NEVER, [...]

FEAR OF EVERYTHING

Monday, June 11th, 2007

First of all, thank you for writing in with so much support for Susan and Bermudez. Your ideas and good thoughts have made a huge difference, and Susan has expressed her continuing support of the effort.
I’m not sure what to say about Susan’s resignation, still. To think that a librarian like Susan would give [...]

FREE MONKEY SPEAKS!

Thursday, May 10th, 2007

The first article has just appeared in the local Barltesville paper about the banning, and right now, I am just the tiniest bit steamed about it. Fortunately, FREE MONKEY is here, and he talked me down a bit.
Here’s the link, first of all. But you’ll see I have copied almost the entire thing below. Save [...]

I AM A VERY DANGEROUS PERSON

Friday, April 27th, 2007

I had started writing a post for today, which was all about my experience trying to buy a video camera so that I can begin my role as John and Hank Green’s secret sister . . . and believe me, it was quite the tale. But all of that is being pushed to the side [...]