Today is a big day for me, Twitter. Well, tomorrow is a big day . . . I am getting ahead of myself. Let us assume that by “today” I mean “tomorrow,” unless you are reading this at SOME FUTURE TIME, in which case you should read “April 26, 2011″ for “today.” That should clear [...]

As you have probably noticed, there is a lot of CRAP going on in the world. Serious CRAP. The earthquake in New Zealand just over a day ago is an example of aforementioned CRAP. This CRAP leaves a lot of people without shelter or water or protection from the elements.
I woke up thinking about this. [...]

So, it’s December. Those of you who have been around these parts for a while know that I AM FAN OF THE HOLIDAYS. I can barely contain myself through the year, so eager am I to put up my tree, hang the shiny things, and let loose the hamsters of joy. Christmas carols, holiday [...]

Remember when you told all those lies about me on Twitter? Well, THIS is like THAT, but with John Green. You have TWO HOURS to vote! That’s until 4pm NYC time! To the winner, a SCARLETT FEVER!
1. mighty_mouse720 @realjohngreen believes it’s not butter.
2. erinv@realjohngreen will knock three times on the ceiling if he wants you, [...]