In even larger and conveniently separate post: The Tango(ish) Maureen (not that Maureen)

Best. Best decision of my life, to ask them to dance! Feel like I did my rent history proud.

badphotosofmaureenjohnson just couldn’t resist.

I’ll own it. It’s me and Mark, OKAY. Pookie. Women in leather. Something about mooing. The tango. HERE YOU GO NOW LEAVE ME ALONE. I AM THE REAL MAUREEN JOHNSON.