So my friend Maureen Johnson (@maureenjohnson) has a love of Robert Sheehan. (Now, now, Maureen, calm down. We all have a Robert we love.) But she is also shy, so she told me if I put her on the phone with him, she would hang up. A workaround needed to be invented. So Robbie has composed this beautiful song for Maureen, which he sang at dinner tonight. While I tried not to laugh in the background, and failed.

Maureen, never say I never did anything for you! Also, Oscar, you have competition.

*is wheeled off to hospital*