DEPARTMENT OF STUFF WITH MY FACE ON IT This is to let you know that THIS SHIRT is now available for pre-order. If you have ever wanted to wear a LARGE PHOTO OF MY FACE that was guaranteed to make other people feel uncomfortable, THIS IS YOUR CHANCE. GET YOUR VERY OWN STARE! There is also THIS BRACELET, if you like this sort of thing.

DEPARTMENT OF STUFF WITH MY FACE ON IT

This is to let you know that THIS SHIRT is now available for pre-order. If you have ever wanted to wear a LARGE PHOTO OF MY FACE that was guaranteed to make other people feel uncomfortable, THIS IS YOUR CHANCE. GET YOUR VERY OWN STARE!

There is also THIS BRACELET, if you like this sort of thing.