IF YOU WOULD BE SO KIND...

My friends. It appears that I have been shortlisted for the QUEEN OF TEEN UK.

I am calm.

*clutches head* *screams*

YOU GET A THRONE AND A QUEEN HAT AND EVERYTHING!!!!! 

*remains calm*

Anyway, if you SO DESIRE, you can vote for me here. You can also vote for OTHER PEOPLE at the same location, so don’t feel obligated to vote for me if you use this link. It’s not like I can see what you do with it. 

Also, if I win, I’ll probably lose my mind a little and go MAD WITH REGALITY. Because Americans are not used to being all royal. I’ll probably start making proclamations ALL OVER THE PLACE and knighting cats and carrying scissors with me to cut every ribbon in sight and declare things to be OPEN. Frankly, I wouldn’t vote for me. It’s just too risky. This is how the French Revolution happens.

*eyes throne*

*weeps with longing*

So … regal … .

Louise Rennison, former Queen of Teen, on ACTUAL THRONE with ACTUAL CROWN. Notice outside on the right … that’s the PINK LIMO they take you to the ceremony in. It’s in a CASTLE. MY MIND IS GOING TO EXPLODE. I WILL BE BENEVOLENT! CRUNCHY SNACKS FOR EVERYONE! MANDATORY FOOTIE PAJAMAS! EVERY NIGHT WILL BE DISCO NIGHT! *breathes into paper bag*