Then there’s that time I was at a panel being run by some friends at LeakyCon11 in which they talked about a quilt they were going to auction off, when suddenly someone came in and grabbed the quilt, and they yelled “BOBBY, STOP HER!” and I chased after her, grabbed her, and bodily dragged her back to the front of the room.
It turns out this person was MAUREEN JOHNSON.
I only found this out about three hours later.
I remember this. It was a SERIOUS CHASE.