The other day, I asked my friend Gene to write me a theme song to celebrate my move away from my very special neighbor in apartment 8A. He delivered.

You can sing along:

(I’m Gonna) Tap Dance On Your Head

My neighbor lives in apartment 8A
She send me threatening notes nearly everyday
With a cease and desist, she’s still has plenty to say
But I’ll have the last laugh the day I move away
The other day when I went to the store
Shopping for shoes, bur I found something more
Black and shiny, cool to the core
And now I’m ready to settle the score
I’m gonna TAP DANCE ON YER HEAD NOW
I’m gonna TAP DANCE ON YER HEAD NOW
I’m gonna TAP DANCE ON YER HEAD NOW
I’m gonna TAP DANCE ON YER HEAD NOW
And when you’re downstairs, listening to me dance
you’ll reconsider your circumstance.
You’re gonna wish you never saw my face
When I finish tying my shoelace
I’m gonna TAP DANCE ON YER HEAD, NOW
I’m gonna TAP DANCE ON YER HEAD, NOW
I’m gonna TAP DANCE ON YER HEAD, NOW
I’m gonna TAP DANCE ON YER HEAD, NOW