“Why do you fight this, John?” Benedict Cumberbatch said, ripping off his shirt again. “After all we’ve been through?”
“A number of reasons, really,” John Green said. “Being married is one. That you seem to think you’re a fictional character in a fanfic is another.”
“What’s a number but a number?” Benedict Cumberbatch said. “Let me show you a number …”
“Nope,” John Green said. “Nope. I don’t even know what that means, but nope.”
“I’ve dreamed of this moment for so long,” Benedict Cumberbatch said. “Oh, John. With your … hair. And … face. And … oh, John. My one and only John Watson.”
The Cumberlips approached John Green’s lips, ready to produce one of the greatest kisses ever kissed at the bottom of the sea …
This Saturday is your last chance to secure your copy of Maureen Johnson’s sequel to a Study in Sink, her epic John Green/Benedict Cumberbatch/Doritos fanfiction.